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Well, obviously we have some Collectors in Citadel space.
They're landin' on yo colonies
They're snatchin' yo humans up
Tryin' to blend 'em
So y'all need to
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wife,
And hide yo' husband
Cuz they're swipin' errybody out 'ere.

You came and attacked us (twice!)
Now we lookin' for you
We gon' find you (x2)
So you can run and tell that
Homeboy

We got yo weapons
You done left survivors and all
You are so dumb
You are really dumb
For real.
You are really really really really really so dumb.
(Ashley) I was attacked by some Collectors on Horizon.
So dumb (x4)

(repeat)
So yeah, I was bored in ELA class on Friday.

So I wrote this down.
A ME2-themed spoof on the Bed Intruder song.

Mass Effect (C) Bioware, Microsoft, EA
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Suika-Tei Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Genious.
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vulpeinculta Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011
"Yo you can run and tell that, homeboy!" That's the best Shepard gangsta threat ever!
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irishguy1916 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Jesus freaking Christ this is hilarious!
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SuperNinjaNub Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Two. Words: Fucking. Hilarious.
Oh, crap, I'm late, but late feedback is still feedback, aye?
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Ihavenoname323 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I.

LOVE.

THIS.
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Kathleen321 Featured By Owner May 21, 2011
Wish I had thought of this. lol
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stuntjo Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011
awsome
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:icongeekythezombieslayer:
YOU ARE SO DUMB.

YOU ARE REALLY DUMB.

FO' REAL.

:iconbedintruderplz:
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iTails Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Student General Artist
Someone should really voice this and put it on youtube.
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Water-spirit109 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
BEST-SONG-EVER! :iconimhighplz:
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sillyshepard Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
You are now in officially in the top ten human people to ever be human ever. Maybe even top five.
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DarkProxy Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl:
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FeatherhowlArt Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
omg that rocks XD
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xGothicfanx Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AWESOME XD!
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PrototypeB Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Holy Shit that's amazing... and

:iconohshitplz: OH SHIT IT'S HARBINGER!!! D:
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Spoogey Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
omg. Epic win <3 xD
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HowlingFlames Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl::rofl::rofl: Brilliant!!!!!! :star::star::star::star::star:
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greymoonx Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011   General Artist
Please, please make an audio file of this LOL very awesome
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ChibiiBuizel Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
If I ever get the time, I'll definitely do it.
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Minibecks23 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
O MY JESUS CHRIST THAT IS FLIPPIN AMAZING!
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Allantsuki Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOU ARE MY HERO
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hiddenthoughts09 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
XDDDD omg i love this sooo much
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RogueLieutenant Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
haha nice
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kerighan Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011  Student General Artist
Ah yes, somebody should record it :D
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Bigstrital Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
I guess you you got your inspiration from this [link]
Good lyrics.
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wulfjakal Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
hide ya allies
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LeeDeeMee Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
God. This really made me lulz. Love it! xD
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Rossebay Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
best thing ever.
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