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Well, obviously we have some Collectors in Citadel space.
They're landin' on yo colonies
They're snatchin' yo humans up
Tryin' to blend 'em
So y'all need to
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wife,
And hide yo' husband
Cuz they're swipin' errybody out 'ere.

You came and attacked us (twice!)
Now we lookin' for you
We gon' find you (x2)
So you can run and tell that
Homeboy

We got yo weapons
You done left survivors and all
You are so dumb
You are really dumb
For real.
You are really really really really really so dumb.
(Ashley) I was attacked by some Collectors on Horizon.
So dumb (x4)

(repeat)
So yeah, I was bored in ELA class on Friday.

So I wrote this down.
A ME2-themed spoof on the Bed Intruder song.

Mass Effect (C) Bioware, Microsoft, EA
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:iconsuika-tei:
Suika-Tei Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Genious.
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:iconvulpeinculta:
"Yo you can run and tell that, homeboy!" That's the best Shepard gangsta threat ever!
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:iconirishguy1916:
irishguy1916 Sep 9, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Jesus freaking Christ this is hilarious!
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:iconsuperninjanub:
SuperNinjaNub Sep 9, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Two. Words: Fucking. Hilarious.
Oh, crap, I'm late, but late feedback is still feedback, aye?
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:iconihavenoname323:
Ihavenoname323 Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I.

LOVE.

THIS.
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:iconkathleen321:
Wish I had thought of this. lol
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:icongeekythezombieslayer:
YOU ARE SO DUMB.

YOU ARE REALLY DUMB.

FO' REAL.

:iconbedintruderplz:
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:iconitails:
iTails Mar 7, 2011  Student General Artist
Someone should really voice this and put it on youtube.
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